Energy is hot and cold

The heavens declare the glory of God. The energy displayed is hot and cold, but God is power. His creation, the universe and all within it, sings and roars with this power. 

Get it straight

God is not religious and Jesus is not a Christian. 

God made man and man made religion. 

A little funny and a lot pathetic

Mark Coppenger, a pastor who teaches at the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, commented, "I'm happy to say I think FSM hurts the evolutionists' program since, by mocking the Christian tradition... it reinforces the correct impression that there is genuine contempt for biblical faith in that camp... Besides, the parody is lame, and there are few things more encouraging than cheap shots from one's opponents."